My payment app is out of service. It said that I hadn't changed my nickname for 616 days and that I wanted to send the Huabei bill to my mother - and my mother thought I was earning 20,000 yuan a month in a big factory.
My alarm clock screamed at three o'clock in the morning, saying that it also had KPIs to complete. For three consecutive months, it had a "wake-up failure rate of 99%" and I was notified of criticism by the system.
WeChat and QQ started fighting on my phone, deleting each other's chat records, and treating my work group as a battlefield. Customers @ me in the group 47 times, but I didn't see any of them.
There are 137 apps in my phone, all of them are awake.
There are classes - social apps are the arrogant traffic aristocrats, and tool apps are the bottom workers with the most grievances; there are grievances - the payment APP has been disliked by WeChat for a long time; there are secrets - the "Observer" APP that I have never downloaded, the icon is an eye, and it is recording everything on my phone.
The creation time of Observer is ten years earlier than the production date of my mobile phone.
It's not on my phone alone. It's in every smartphone.
And those who tried to investigate it, all disappeared.
I laughed when they called me "Master".
Later I learned that they were just waiting for an opportunity.