Warhammer elements + the three widows of the early Tang + beautiful imperial guards + a gardening principle + deconstructing the world + a beautiful world + a grand undertaking + beauties everywhere + a mastermind behind the scenes
A disclaimer first: don’t ask why Shimin gets taken out in one move right off the bat. If the chosen one is left alive, who can possibly beat him?
You transmigrate to the Xuanwu Gate showdown and are given an imperial guard unit.
As a prince, what can you do?
Well, that depends on what kind of imperial guards they are!
When the Yellow Chicken descends, so what if you have 800 garrison troops? Give me another 80,000 and this throne is mine!
The imperial throne has always been a lonely place. So what?
Turn the world into your playground, and you’ll never be lonely!
Machinery + palm = Iron Sand Palm; gun barrel + fingers = Six Meridians Divine Sword; vibration-wave generator + palm = Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms...
Now that’s a martial world worth playing in!
When the twentieth millennium arrives, the newly born god of Slaanesh loses her composure... Who changed her faith power settings to this?!
The voice of the Chaos radio’s master, Tzeentch, slowly rings out: “In front of that blessed one, my radio station is like a raw recruit...”
Grandfather... No, now she’s called Grandmother Nurgle. She sobs: “My name is Nurgle! Not Nan-na-whatever Rinpoche!”
Khorne, the Blood God: “...Stop, stop! Let me take a breather! I can’t take it anymore!”
Li Ye: “A breather? You’re the Blood God, not the Breather God. Get back into position, now!”
The day the Eight Great Chaos Gods take their places will be the day we set our sights beyond the galaxy!
You are the first novel with a protagonist that annoys me
It's a mess, I don't know what it means.
It's such a mess. It's the first time I've given one star. My head hurts from looking at it.