The Zombie King, who commanded an army of hundreds of millions of zombies, was sucked away by a black hole and fell into Heilongjiang in 1990. He was dug up with an ice pick by a fisherman. Enthusiastic Northeasterners gathered around him and said, "Whose kid is this? He's become a skeleton!"
The zombie king just bared his teeth and wanted to bite someone——
The old aunt grabbed the back of her neck and said, "Let's go! Go and stick a pie with aunt!"
The uncle stuffed her mouth full of big bones: "Bite! You're welcome!"
Mom took her into the bathhouse and stripped her naked: "Look at this gray body, rub it!"
Five-year-old zombie king: Where are my teeth? Where is my crystal core? Where is my zombie army? !
She wanted to pretend to be fierce - to be treated like "a child showing off her teeth."
She wanted to bite someone - and was treated as if she were "gnawing on a bone when she was hungry."
She ran away secretly in the middle of the night - and was wrapped up in a quilt by her mother: "Are you having a nightmare? I'll sleep with you in your arms!"
The most devastating thing is that no living person in the village is afraid of her. Being chased by a slobbery child, the zombie king can only howl.
All the adults in Juntun reached a consensus: "This child is timid, so he must be pampered!"
So - the five-year-old zombie king was wrapped into a ball in a big cotton-padded jacket, stuffed with meat until he burped, and his seven aunts and eight aunts took turns kissing him until his face was swollen.
At night, she huddled in bed and moaned: "Damn it, I am the king of zombies... I can't even beat the children in the nursery now... Burp... Blood sausage is so delicious."
#The weakest zombie king in history#
#Northeast aunt specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction#
#Today is also a day to be loved and cried#
Reader comments
It's super nice to read, and the content is also very heartwarming. It has a slight sense of happiness. The little zombie king traveled to the Northeast and lived a happy life after being adopted! I hope the author can keep updating and add more [adoration][adoration][flying kiss][flying kiss][flying kiss]
So far it looks pretty good, at least there are no outrageous plots, just a touch of family affection and concern between neighbors.
The heroine's family is also a very, very good person. The characters shown in the plot are all very caring, they may be mean in words, but in their actions they are warm-hearted.
So far, it's good to watch. Pu Pu is very funny and he and his family are really having a lot of fun. I'd love to watch more.
The previous chapters were all good, but the latest chapter is about eating human flesh. Since we are now humanoid, we shouldn't really look like zombies. It's a bit disgusting and I don't want to read it. . . . . . Farewell
The plot and writing are both quite good. Especially the psychological activities and behavioral descriptions of children are quite accurate. It has the feeling of a real child, rather than the feeling of a brat or an adult like those in current web dramas, which I am tired of watching. This one seems quite real.
It looks good, I like it, please post more🥰
Beautiful and not depressingly written
After reading Chapter 31, it's okay so far. The atmosphere in the neighborhood is not bad. I found that the update has been discontinued [face covering] [face covering]
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Overall, it looks very warm
So pretty, I like Pu Pu's character
It's so beautiful, please update soon.
[Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like] I hope this one won't be as complicated as the last one. I really like the chronology. If there are too many suspenseful parts, it feels weird.
A very heartwarming story, so well written [Like][Like][Like]
Warm and loving, beautiful.
Flaws are not covered, the writing is a bit lacking but the emotions are well depicted.
It's super nice to read, and the content is also very heartwarming. It has a slight sense of happiness. The little zombie king traveled to the Northeast and lived a happy life after being adopted! I hope the author can keep updating and add more [adoration][adoration][flying kiss][flying kiss][flying kiss]
So far it looks pretty good, at least there are no outrageous plots, just a touch of family affection and concern between neighbors. The heroine's family is also a very, very good person. The characters shown in the plot are all very caring, they may be mean in words, but in their actions they are warm-hearted.
So far, it's good to watch. Pu Pu is very funny and he and his family are really having a lot of fun. I'd love to watch more. The previous chapters were all good, but the latest chapter is about eating human flesh. Since we are now humanoid, we shouldn't really look like zombies. It's a bit disgusting and I don't want to read it. . . . . . Farewell
The plot and writing are both quite good. Especially the psychological activities and behavioral descriptions of children are quite accurate. It has the feeling of a real child, rather than the feeling of a brat or an adult like those in current web dramas, which I am tired of watching. This one seems quite real.
It looks good, I like it, please post more🥰
Beautiful and not depressingly written After reading Chapter 31, it's okay so far. The atmosphere in the neighborhood is not bad. I found that the update has been discontinued [face covering] [face covering]
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
Overall, it looks very warm
So pretty, I like Pu Pu's character
It's so beautiful, please update soon.
[Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like] I hope this one won't be as complicated as the last one. I really like the chronology. If there are too many suspenseful parts, it feels weird.
A very heartwarming story, so well written [Like][Like][Like]
Warm and loving, beautiful.
Flaws are not covered, the writing is a bit lacking but the emotions are well depicted.