I Summon the Fourth Calamity in Hell

Lin Bei is devastated to transmigrate into Hell as the weakest imp.

The good news: He's bound to the Fourth Calamity Summoning System, which lets him summon a bunch of Earth players to do his dirty work.

The bad news: These players… don't seem quite right in the head.

They chase down and beat the three-headed hellhound, reasoning that “the drop rate has to be great.”

They send the succubus queen 99 roses, reasoning that it's a “hidden quest.”

Right in front of Constantine, they type in the public chat: “This NPC is so handsome! That lung disease is real!”

Later

Hell's big shots beg through their tears: “Please, please go back to the mortal world!”

Heaven's angels seal the gates: “Don't let those lunatics in!”

The infernal detective Constantine, cigarette dangling from his lips, is left with the greatest mystery of his career:

“What are these things that can't die, never play by the rules, and treat me like a walkthrough target…?”

Standing amid Hell's sulfurous winds, Lin Bei smiles faintly.

The Fourth Calamity.

They play dirty, and they can't die.

And they hold a grudge like CRAZY!