Live House Appraisal: The Streamer Says My Sweet Wife Isn't Human

Lu Ming inherits the forbidden ancient text Lu Ban's Secret Manual and becomes a real estate livestreamer. During a livestream call, a rich second-generation heir boasts wildly about his multimillion-yuan marital home, earning the envy of the whole internet. Lu Ming only sneers. “Buddy, what makes you think this is a river-view apartment? The load-bearing walls are stuffed with the hair of the dead. It’s a deadly Nine Yin Evil-Gathering Formation! And that gorgeous newlywed behind you… does she have a shadow?” The rich heir is furious, and tens of thousands of viewers mock Lu Ming as a fraud chasing online fame. But the very next second, the midnight bells ring. The mansion transforms into an endless maze with no way out, and the sweet, demure wife suddenly smiles and tears off her own human skin in front of everyone! The whole internet panics. The rich heir drops to his knees, kowtowing frantically as he begs for help! “Don’t panic. Find a hammer and smash the load-bearing wall! Break the formation meant to wipe out your family!” Faced with painted-skin ghosts in haunted houses, corpse children hidden in foundations, and sacrificial stakes buried beneath overpasses, Lu Ming uses hard-core feng shui and architectural knowledge to crush the supernatural with sheer superiority. The whole internet is stunned: “We asked you to look at a house, and you just happened to wipe out every evil spirit along the way?!”