I, Lin Qi, am Patient Number Seven at the Third Psychiatric Hospital, with severe delusions. Every day, I clutch a rusty cleaver and shout, “This is the Blade That Slays Gods.”
Doctor Su Qingge says I'm beyond saving. The other patients think I'm completely nuts. Only I know the truth: I'm the Night Watchers' strongest undercover agent, reborn after returning from a war against the gods.
To evade the gods hunting me and prevent the world from being destroyed ten years from now, I deliberately played the fool and hid in a psychiatric hospital.
Then one day, the S-rank assassin in the next bed went berserk. I casually grabbed a mop and used a move called “White Snake Flicks Its Tongue.” Not only did I subdue him, I even fixed the drain on the way.
[Ding! Successfully showed off! You have gained divine-level martial arts insight!]
The System activated. As long as I make people think I'm crazy, I can unlock sanity points and learn god-slaying skills.
A rich second-generation patient acts like a tyrant? I sing the Great Compassion Mantra on the spot, making him kneel and repent while his family's stock price plummets.
A ghost bus incident is throwing everyone into a panic? I ride a broom through its windows and cleave the ghost king inside in two.
Su Qingge finally realizes that every time I “have an episode,” I'm foretelling the apocalypse and purging evil spirits.
The hospital director, the Night Watchers, and the supernatural organizations have all set their sights on me, the “madman.”
As for me, I just wipe the blood off my cleaver. “Quiet. I'm in a psychiatric hospital, busy learning how to slay gods.”
