[In my past life, the scumbag male lead and the green tea schemer were a match made in heaven. Reborn, I’ve barred the gates and wish them a long, happy life together!]
[I brought a dowry worth a fortune to marry a doomed, disabled prince in someone else’s place. Every day, I tap on my solid-gold abacus and wait for him to kick the bucket so I can inherit his fortune.]
[Who knew my unhinged prince would be able to read minds? The moment he heard my get-rich plan, he suddenly stood up from his wheelchair?!]
I’m Lin Wanyin, the Chancellor’s second legitimate daughter, and from the start I’m thrown into a nightmare of broken engagements and switched marriages.
Everyone laughs that I’m about to become a widow. Even my scumbag father and the old emperor have their eyes on my dowry, hoping to leave me with nothing.
I cry on the surface, looking like a flower drenched in rain, but behind the scenes I unleash an all-out, dimension-crushing assault
The scumbag and his shameless mistress come over to show off? I toss a whole container of top-grade luminous pearls at them and let them clatter like marbles!
My scumbag father throws a huge party for his fiftieth birthday? I send him a solid-gold Western-style grandfather clock and wish him an early rest in peace!
The Crown Prince brings troops to seize my assets? I pull out the ledger of high-interest loans owed to me by the entire court. If I lose even one hair, the Great Yan Empire will declare bankruptcy tomorrow!
My plan was to outlive my husband and become the happiest widow in the world, with all the assets in the capital at my fingertips.
But on our wedding night, I look at the disabled prince’s stunning face and think excitedly: [What a shame he’s going to die soon. I’d better kiss him while he’s still warm. It’s like getting a top-tier male model for free!]
The battle-crazed prince, who should have been on his deathbed, suddenly rolls me over and pins me down. His eyes glint as he says, “Granted. Why not kiss me to your heart’s content tonight, my beloved consort?”
Wait! You can hear my thoughts?!
Well, this is just great. I spend every day hoping to become a rich widow, while he hears my thoughts and spoils me all the way into becoming the most outrageously wealthy empress in Great Yan!
Help! Whoever wants to be empress can take the job. Just give me back my widow’s fund!
