Su Wan died and became bound to a sharp-tongued System.
Mission: Win over an SSS-rank big shot in seven days, or have your soul scattered into oblivion.
She takes a drink for a domineering CEO, gets into a car accident with an esports prodigy, and accompanies a cross-dressing big shot to meet his parents. Every time she thinks things are about to go wrong, the big shots look at her more and more strangely.
The most absurd part is the System.
When she tries to win someone else over, it curses them in her head for three thousand words.
When she touches someone else’s hand, its data streams glitch until it crashes.
Su Wan: “Are you secretly in love with me?”
System: “…System malfunction.”
Only later does she learn that the malfunction isn’t in the System.
It’s in her heart, which has forgotten him ninety-nine times.
