
Twelve Magical Skills at the Beginning, I Was Chased by Nine Thousand Killers
开局十二神技,我被九千杀手追杀
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- Ongoing
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- 247k Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
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- Male
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- 27d ago
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I sincerely advise you not to open this book easily, because once you start, you will really never get out. Originally, I just clicked on it casually, intending to flip through a few pages to pass the time, but I didn't expect that in just a few minutes, I was completely attracted to it, and I read most of the content immersed in it, completely reluctant to put it down. What amazes me most about this book is that the rhythm of the story is just right. It doesn't drag out or be watered down. Every plot has its own meaning. The author's writing style is delicate and clean, with a strong visual sense. You don't have to think about it. The scenes and characters in the book can be clearly seen when reading the text, and the sense of immersion is directly felt. The characters in the book are particularly vivid. There is no absolutely perfect protagonist. Each character has his or her own weaknesses, tenderness, and stubbornness. They are as real as the real people around them, and it is easy for people to resonate with them. The plot progresses layer by layer and is full of foreshadowing. Many seemingly ordinary details will be echoed one by one in the subsequent chapters. Every time a closed loop of foreshadowing is discovered, people can't help but marvel at the author's conception. There are moments of tenderness and healing in the story, as well as regrets and passion that touch people's hearts. It has a strong emotional pull. When I read it, I sometimes smiled knowingly, and sometimes I couldn't help but feel moved. After reading it, I couldn't get out of the world in the book for a long time. I felt empty in my heart, and I couldn't help but reminisce about the famous scenes in the book over and over again. This is a good book that can make people calm down and read it over and over again. The more you read, the more interesting it becomes. I sincerely recommend it to everyone. Believe me, the moment you open it, you will willingly fall into the pit of this gentle and touching story.
Um😓[STARE]😓[STARE] This book is really magical. I have only read a few chapters of this book. Reminiscing about the past. The content of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" is rigorous, the setting is meticulous, the plot is coherent, and the main line is clear. It is truly a classic among classics. (੭ •_•)📦😃😃😃🈶, I have been thinking about my ancestors for a long time, [I'm about to cry] Now I see my grandmother coming here again, [shocked] I am so grateful that I can't help but shed tears, [sending my heart] I would like to go with my grandmother. [Laughing] [Grgrievance] [Grief] [Grief] [Grief] [Grief] [Grief] [Grief]
The book is written by a man of God, it is very miraculous, and it feels as if it has not existed in the human world. Reading it for a long time touches the various aspects of the world, and it seems that this life is about to end, which is really joyful. Translation: This is a good book, the author is a god, the work is very interesting, but I almost died of laughter [grievance]
Brother, brother, don't expect his writing style, but you can expect his awesomeness, which is really awesome and fun.
It's so good, I couldn't stop laughing when I watched it, and it made my brain spin by the end.
I am a book-loving person who enjoys reading your writings as if he were walking on a mountain path and suddenly encountering a wonderland. The first chapter is like a rushing torrent, suddenly breaking off a thousand-foot cliff - my heart is hanging in the air, burning with anxiety, like a hungry and thirsty guest who suddenly smells the aroma of wine and his cup is empty! As a result, I was tossing and turning and had trouble sleeping every night. The screen light is scorching, and the withered intestines are hungry for kisses; the fingers and claws are tapping frequently, and the sound is even louder. Sometimes while sleeping on the bed, one can see the twists and turns of the story in one's dreams; or when one reads another scroll forcefully, the words become the phantom of a continuation of the gentleman's writing. I explore the window and watch the stars every day, fearing that I will miss the update date; I always sigh while caressing my scroll, like a monk sitting withered. Prince Youxue paid a visit to Dai at night and took advantage of the excitement; now we are going according to the rules and returning home safely? Is there an unopened volume on the side of Mr. Fu Wei's case? Please move the jade tube, continue the ink marks, and quickly quench this hanging thirst. Literary thought is like the running water of a spring stream, don't let it stagnate; we are like waiting for the rain, fearing that it will dry out - I hope to take a bath in the spring breeze again, wash away the dry intestines and kiss the ears.
Bian Bian Bian />フ | _ _ l /` ミ_꒳ノ / | / ヽ ノ || / ̄| ||| | ( ̄ヽ__ヽ_)__) \つ 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666666666666 I personally think that there is something between whether Tom Cat can learn acupuncture and Mickey Mouse inventing trigonometry. The sheet effect caused by the deepening of the Mariana Trench causes Tai Chi to have 6 suns. Therefore, the key to a question is how to The key to defining it as a key issue is whether light bulbs can tan penguins or not. It has a huge relationship. According to Einstein's mass-energy equation, we know that domestic goats can capture wild corneas. Of course, the gourd boy saved Newton from falling into the water, which directly led to the birth of Copernicus' second law. Not only that, I think stinky beans Fu should be added to the power bank, so as to show the humanitarian spirit, thereby affecting the international situation and Jet Li's movie, and also promote the development of social economy. I think this view is a bit extreme. First of all, the aliens are purple, and Sentai and SpongeBob went to catch jellyfish together, so it will not affect the public at Wal-Mart.
The level of madness in this book is equivalent to mixing No. 42 Concrete with pasta, pouring it into a soup made from Mozart's "Requiem", and sprinkling in pepper from Einstein's theory of relativity—— Turning the first page, Newton's apple suddenly flew back to the tree and hit Leonardo da Vinci, who was drawing a beard on the Mona Lisa. The text on the second page began to reproduce itself, forcing the punctuation marks into the corner, and forcibly adding a propeller to the period. The paragraphs on the third page collectively revolted and announced that they would break away from the rule of chapters and establish the "Federal Republic of Free Words." Halfway through reading, my brain's CPU overheated and crashed. After restarting, it displayed: "The system has detected that the logic of this book has strayed into the fourth-dimensional space. It is recommended that readers take three pounds of melatonin immediately, or turn the book upside down and use it as a hammer." The moment I closed the book, the other books on the bookshelf were silent for three seconds, and then "A Brief History of Time" whispered: "This book's timeline is more serious than mine." "One Hundred Years of Solitude" simply tore off the cover and renamed "One Hundred Years of Solitude". As for my reason, I was squatting in the corner at this time, carving crazy words on the ground with my fingernails: "This book is so exciting that even the top guy has to kneel down and call me Grandmaster after reading it." So far ꧁꫞☬꫞꧂
The first time I read this book, I felt so much fun as I continued to read it. As I read it, I thought that the author was poisoned by AI. I thought about writing a book to let us see what human creativity is. It is so abstract that it is difficult to stretch, so I must not keep this book! [Laughing evilly] Oh my god, how did you make it abstract and fun at the same time? You guys need to grow your brains.
Really, this is a great book. Anyone who has read less will not be able to understand it, but it is really crazy. No matter how you read on, either the author and Foxtail share a hospital bed, or Foxtail and I share a hospital bed. I recommend that those who feel that they are abnormal should read this novel occasionally. You will find that this world is still too normal.
Brother, you must change it into a comic series, it will be very interesting.
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I want to give you full praise. I want to see how Diga and Golzan fall in love? Can you write? Readers who come in and are interested can read ten chapters first, which is guaranteed to be exciting and exciting [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]
A few years ago, I sang duets with two immortal friends🎶, I sang Mingyue🌕, one sang Qingshan🌳, and the other sang White Lake💧. How can someone who can sing such a song😲 be a villain who covets the immortal poison🤔? I believe in you two immortal friends. 😊Fellow immortals know that we are waiting for you... You and I are just singing to each other🎤, we have never been together😞, friend immortals, leave quickly🏃, it is still too late👣, if you friends immortals do not leave😖, I am afraid I will be falsely accused of being a devil😡. The devil's way👿/the right way [strong], these two camps, two identities, cannot restrain me, Feng Jiuge😎, whether to leave or stay☺️, for me, Feng Jiuge😛, leaving is the death of my heart😱, staying is the life of my heart!🤗 (Epileptic, continue to be epileptic)
It's so beautiful, everyone should watch it. Seriously, all kinds of twists, all kinds of jokes, all kinds of funny plots can only be said to be hard to guard against.
It is humorous and funny. The protagonist travels to a world where various online novels are mixed together. Innovative and unreasonable characters and event routines, Liu Ruyan, who has more than 30 spares, and a gender-transformed magical girl in the academy, all kinds of funny reversals are constantly making people laugh [Blow kiss]
The author's mental state is very advanced. There is already a genius on the left and a lunatic on the left. The author is just a little bit away from these two. Beautiful, love watching.
What a villain, the author really knows how to play
Chu Pingan: "Smelly squirrel, you dared to come down and elbow me personally a few days ago, but for the sake of your invincible strength, I will reluctantly give you a number and give you a five-star review." The system on the side is trying to get stuck on the dimensional wall "Host, it's time to go back to the grave." Chu Ping'an: "Come on, come on, one last thing, next time the stinky squirrel creates a defense plot, I really have to train you well." ——————————(Returning) Huh? Sorry guys, the keyboard was moving by itself just now. This book is quite interesting, and the author has a promising future
It's so crazy. I have been reading online articles for 18 years. This book is really written by real people. It is not created by AI at all. Every picture is unexpected and reasonable. It completely integrates all the craziness of male and female videos, but it is also very joyful. Well, what I want to say about this joy is that if you are a fitness person and your cortisol is off the charts, you can actually laugh through this novel. I laugh every time I read it, and I feel a little reluctant to continue reading. Anyway, , if you feel bored or uncomfortable, you can actually read this book. Then, I have been reading it for 18 years. Now, my requirements for these books are actually that they are fun enough and surprising enough. So when reading, you don't have to care too much, just laugh blindly. Because when we read online articles, it is not about what we pursue or learn, but that we can escape reality and get a trace of joy in the book.
Identification completed. It is indeed a horror novel with all kinds of weird things in it. Unfortunately, I'm not very smart and can't sum up any rules. Let me talk about the deeper sound: 1. Magical girls are male. 2. Please ignore it when all kinds of weird things happen. 3. Don't believe the logic inside. The above is a joke. In fact, it's quite funny and outrageous. Only you can't imagine it. It can't be done without it.
Don't tell me, although it's messy and confusing, it's surprisingly funny
It's a nice, normal and heart-warming story. It's a good love novel [Adoration]
The score can be lower. We cannot let this world-destroying divine book spread [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]. In order to prevent future generations from being laughed to death, our ancestors must bear it alone [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly]
This book is amazing. I came in for the 12 spells at first, but I didn't expect it to be such a crazy book [face covering]
I don't know what the author's mentality is when he writes it. I know that this book is very confusing. It made me a little brain-burning and subverted my understanding of Internet articles. Overall, it doesn't sound like a nonsense, [cover face] [cover face] [cover face]
100% Handwritten! Because AI can't think of such a crazy thing!
Every time the protagonist slapped the dummy's face, I burst out laughing [cover face] One twist after another proves that the author's imagination is not ordinary [cover face] [cover face] [like] [like] [like] [like]
Beautiful, very beautiful. A very good funny article. . [Adoration]
It's very crazy, and it has successfully brought out new funny tricks, and although it is all Internet hot memes and supporting characters of the protagonists of ancient novels, they can seamlessly connect to the clown scenes, and it is not too boring, and the logic is connected through it. Although it is still a bit of a creative bottleneck, the author's own writing skills are good. As long as it is not a bad ending in Tomato novels, it will definitely surpass about 70% of the authors. I will give it a five-star to encourage [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh]