Others cultivate immortality and change their fate against the will of heaven. Lin Yuan cultivates immortality simply because there is no internet in the mountains and he has nothing to do.
Traveling to the world of cultivation, you start with a barren mountain and a thatched cottage. The system said that it would take him to dominate the fairy world and marry the goddess, but he turned the notification to mute - he had enough papers in his previous life, and he only wanted to retire in this life.
So he opened a spiritual field, planted rice, and picked up a pheasant that had lost a fight. Unexpectedly, when the rice is ripe, it will shine brightly, and one grain can make the Qi training period go straight to the foundation; the pheasant is enlightened by the sweet rain from his tribulation, and its bloodline returns to its ancestors and becomes the ancient Angry Chicken. The saint from Yaowang Valley next door came here because she thought she had met a hidden master. Lin Yuan led others to study the nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium ratio of chicken manure organic fertilizer. The saint began to doubt her career choice.
Just when he thought he could lie down forever, a hoe dug out an ancient bronze coffin. Lying in the coffin was a beautiful corpse, with the immortal mark between her eyebrows exactly like his. The system issues a cold warning: Please host the Ascension Ceremony within thirty days. At that time, the evil spirits from outside will devour this world as a sacrifice for your return.
Lin Yuan looked at the hoe in his hand, and then at the coffin at his feet.
He seems... To be the biggest villain in the world?
This is the hilarious story of a former social worker who just wants to farm and provide for his retirement, and is forced to battle wits with the mess left by his "previous life".
[Seeking attention]