Sports: the Goalkeeper Passed the Whole Court and the Premier League Broke the Defense

"Sorry, coach, that lunatic Lu Yuan threw his gloves to the central defender again and dribbled the ball to the opposite half!" With the assistant coach wailing, the head coach fell on the bench touching his heart, and after running 70 meters, I blasted through the gate of a wealthy team with a trademark heavy cannon! When I woke up, I traveled through time and became a substitute goalkeeper, facing the tragic ending of being kicked out. The whole Internet was waiting for me to laugh. Bite! [Goalline Killer System] Activate! Bonus skills: running without the ball and killer vision! As long as I score a goal outside the goal line, my defensive ability will be doubled! In order to stay in the starting lineup, I forced the head coach to become a tactical lunatic and created a crazy "double central defender formation". The whole team tried their best to wipe my butt just to see me massacre the opponent in the frontcourt! Is Serie A the best chain defense in the world? I started the bulldozer mode from my own penalty area and chopped Juventus' defense into pieces by myself! The European powers want to teach me a lesson? I unlocked unlimited physical fitness. One moment I made an extreme save at the goal line, and the next second I scored a goal without the ball in the opponent's half! Seeing the name "Goalkeeper" written in the only position on the Ballon d'Or list, all the world-class forwards broke the defense on the spot! This group of self-righteous football superstars will never understand that when a goalkeeper decides to grab the golden boot, they are not even qualified to compete for second place! My goal is simple: overthrow all wealthy families and establish a green hegemony that belongs only to me! Whoever dares to stop me, I will kick him until his heart is broken!