Bring on More Scammers! I've Got Too Much Money to Spend!

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Debt collectors were pounding on his door, threatening to expose everyone in his contacts, and he couldn't even repay the money his roommate needed to save his life.

Qi Wei was so broke he had only 2.5 yuan left in WeChat. With nowhere else to turn, he accidentally clicked on a shady ad and activated the [Lies Come True System]!

The ad promised, "Withdraw 888 yuan, arriving in seconds"? Ding! 888 yuan appeared in his bank account instantly!

Pin Dao Dao said, "You're just 0.01 yuan short of withdrawing 500"? Ding! The referral requirement was erased, and the full 500 yuan landed in his account!

A shady recruiter bragged, "Pay 2,000 and we'll guarantee you a job with a 30,000 monthly salary"? Ding! He turned around and swiped 30,000 yuan in breach-of-contract fees!

A loan shark promised, "Get 100,000 approved instantly with just your ID"? Ding! The 100,000 arrived, and the loan contract was destroyed on the spot!

From then on, scammers across the internet trembled at the mere mention of him!

Pin Dao Dao's legal team stayed up all night changing the rules, shady recruiters fled en masse, and Southeast Asian crime bosses offered a million-dollar bounty for his head!

Qi Wei looked at the seven-figure balance in his bank account and laughed:

"Bring on more scammers! I've got so much money, I really can't spend it all!"