The Apocalypse Arrives, and the System Makes Me a Preschool Teacher

[Apocalypse + System + comedy + lighthearted + teacher + contrast + wild imagination]

On the day Bu Ji failed his civil service exam, he awakened the Ultimate Teacher System.

[A truly graceful and excellent teacher can assign breakfast to children in an orderly, well-organized way and win their affection in the process.]

Bu Ji was looking forward to a life with winter and summer vacations when the apocalypse arrived.

On his way to work on the first day, there were no soft, sweet children, only three scaly monsters. One pounced on him and pinned him down, smearing his neck with its foul-smelling drool.

Bu Ji: System, does this count as a child too?

[Children who are 300 months old are children too~]

He grabbed the half bag of crackers by his hand and, with nothing to lose, shoved them into the monster's mouth.

[Congratulations, Host, you completed the task. All attributes increased by 1, and you gained the affection of little Zihan~]

Bu Ji stared at the words on the panel, then looked at the zombie in front of him, still chewing on the crackers.

Affection... What am I supposed to do with that?

Formal disclaimer: All the characters are acting crazy. The author has nothing to do with it.