There is a rusty iron gate in the backyard of Ji Xian's farmhouse, which leads directly to the Imperial Garden of the Tang Dynasty!
One day, the three-year-old little Sizi came over and said, "Guo Guo, give me some water and enjoy the duck!"
Looking at the little Si Zi who was sucking [AD Calcium Milk] wildly, Ji Xian casually said: "This is nine days of fine wine. Drink it and you will be immune to all diseases!"
[Ding! The Daughter of Fortune of the Tang Dynasty firmly believes that AD calcium milk is transformed into "marrow cleansing fairy dew"!
From then on, the painting style of the Tang Dynasty was completely distorted.
Xiao Sizi took out [Strawberry Gummy Candy] and cured the qi disease of Empress Changsun;
Li Chengqian was racing in an electric wheelchair on Chang'an Avenue;
An invasion of 300,000 Turkic troops? The little Sizi was wearing an [Ultraman Glowing Tights] and holding a [Children's Water Gun] in his hand, and said in a milky voice: "Stand back! Otherwise I'll spoil you!"
Zi——The water poured from the sky and flooded 300,000 troops!
Li Shimin and the civil and military officials of the Manchu dynasty kowtowed frantically: "Ask the immortal to give me the Dharma! The Tang Dynasty wishes the whole country to ascend!"
Ji Xian looked at the lighter in his hand and fell into deep thought: I said this is the real fire of Samadhi. Can Lao Litou exchange it with the treasury?
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