After transmigrating to the Great Qian dynasty, he becomes a puppet emperor who could be deposed at any moment.
He awakens the Nation’s Demise System. All he has to do is give up the throne and he can become an immortal on the spot!
Li Xuan is overjoyed. This is right up my alley!
He promotes the chef grilling meat right there in court to general and sends him to the front lines to die…
Instead, the chef uses Sichuan pepper powder and hot oil to send the enemy’s heavy cavalry into a panicked rout, winning a great victory and driving them back thirty miles!
He issues an order to open the state treasury and triple the salaries of all the corrupt officials, hoping to empty the treasury and enrage the people…
The corrupt officials are so moved they weep, convinced that the emperor understands them. That very night, they volunteer to raid their own private coffers and replenish the treasury!
Three years later, he looks at the capital, where envoys from every nation have come to pay tribute, and the court officials kneeling before him, begging him to reign for ten thousand years.
Li Xuan looks up at the sky and sighs: “Please, just rebel already! I really don’t want to be remembered as an emperor for the ages!”
