A Collection of Low-IQ Crimes

Three stupid thieves decided to steal the evidence room of the police station. The boss's plan: take advantage of the eight minutes the security guard is taking out the trash, move the safe, and make a fortune. Actual situation: The safe cannot be opened, gangsters come to the door, and a hapless policeman who only wants to catch the thief is watching. The most outrageous thing is that when they tried their best to open the safe, what was inside was not money, but clues to a cold case fifteen years ago. The stupid thief thought he was making money, but he was actually helping the police solve the case. The gangster thought he was silencing him, but ended up getting himself in. The police thought they were catching a thief, and finally succeeded. Everyone was doing their own thing, and the case was solved. Sand-carrying reasoning, high-energy reversal throughout. A fool commits a crime, and justice comes from heaven.