What should I do if I transform into the three-and-a-half-year-old cannon fodder in an ancient sadomasochism novel?
Don't panic, the [Full Level Villain System] has been bound!
A gift package for newbies: natural divine power + exclusive weapon "Giant Big Bone"!
This bone can not only be used as a hammer, but can also absorb dragon vein luck!
"If you dare to laugh at this fairy, I will kill you all!"
Tangtang picked up the big bone and smashed the blue bricks of Prince Yuan's Mansion into powder!
Bite! High concentration of dragon vein luck detected! Big bones are being absorbed...]
[Villain value +5000!
[Ding! The main plot has undergone a major deviation! "Love Brain Daddy" awakening progress: 15%!
Entering the palace to meet the saint, he broke the old emperor's leg with a "physical bone-setting" move!
A hammer smashed through the Qianyuan Palace, revealing irrefutable evidence of Prince Green Tea's collaboration with the enemy!
All civil and military officials in the court trembled: "Where on earth did this living King of Hell come from?!"
Xiao Jiuci, the God of War of the Great Zhou Dynasty, looked at the feather duster in his hand and fell into deep thought...
So, who is calling the shots in this world? !
