Jiang Yuhuai was once the top dog of the demon realm, but the Heavenly Dao took him out because he was too good at getting himself killed.
When he opened his eyes again, he had entered a cultivation novel as the biggest simp in the male lead’s harem.
The System said he had to follow the plot: pine for him, go crazy for him, and smash his head against a wall for him. In the end, he was supposed to offer up both his sect and his life to help the male lead sever his emotional ties and ascend to immortality.
I looked at the script, then at the top-grade pills and treasures the original owner had kept safe to give to the male lead.
Me: “Whoever wants to play the lovesick fool can do it. I’m not following this script.”
After I regained my strength, the System appeared and said I’d torn the instance to shreds. I was about to be transported to the next one.
What? I came here to fight monsters! Why did I end up back at the starting screen after leveling up?
This instance looks interesting. It’s the classic story of a man going out and coming back with a woman. I’m the protagonist’s maid, and the System says… what? The protagonist has a System too???
