Rebirth × system flow × funny × imagination
My name is Lin Yi. In my previous life, I was a mysophobic car rental agency owner. I lived with bird poop every day.
When I woke up, I turned into a white wagtail that had just broken out of its shell, and was bound to the "Shit Life System".
Novice mission: Complete the first precision air strike within 24 hours.
In order to avenge myself by shitting myself, I ate all the mulberries in the neighborhood and turned myself into a purple bird. In order to unlock the flaming shit, I ate chili peppers until I was suspicious of the bird, and the shit I pulled out had a burning effect.
Later, I took in a multi-mouthed sparrow as my deputy, a retired police dog as my ground partner, and a stray orange cat who took over the night patrol.
Later, I married a white wagtail who only loved cleanliness, and we gave birth to four cubs. The week the children learned how to accurately drop bombs, no one in the entire neighborhood dared to park their cars.
Policewoman Lin Meng looked at the "bird poop heat map" and asked: Why does the flight path of this white bird coincide 100% with the city's crime hotspots?
The aunt at the vegetable market called me a magical bird, and the human traffickers gang blacklisted me, but I just squatted on the wire and watched the sunset.
Please check this shit.
