Three Kingdoms: I, Emperor Xian of Han, Just Want to Retire

Help! Dressed as Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty! It was still the fifth year of Jian'an, and the Battle of Guandu was about to begin, and the sword of the Yidaizhao was already placed on his neck! Lin Yuan, the project manager who died suddenly in Volume 996 of his previous life, set a flag on the spot: Whoever wants to be the emperor can be me! Only! Think! Retreat! Stop! Cao Cao: Your Majesty, it's time to go to court. Lin Yuan: I have a headache, please take leave! Cao Cao: Your Majesty, Yuan Shao is here. Lin Yuan: Come on, Sikong, I will give you moral support! Cao Cao: Your Majesty, the world is still waiting for you to revive! Lin Yuan: Stop! Can you usurp the throne faster? I am rushing to retire! I wanted to put my life on hold, but it turned out that things were going more and more outrageous: I made a hot pot base at random, which made Cao Cao cry all over the camp; Just improve the papermaking technology, and the great scholars in the world will rush to work for me; I accidentally planted a willow and built a farm, and the people of Xudu worshiped me as a living god; Even after casually mentioning that Wuchao has food, Cao Cao actually won the Battle of Guandu! What's even more outrageous is that I just want to retire, but there are more and more beauties around me: Queen Fu, who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, helps me cover up every day, fearing that Cao Cao will discover my ruined business; Cai Wenji, who is both talented and beautiful, chases me every day asking me how to write in simplified Chinese characters and when the new book will be printed; The heroic Sun Shangxiang shouted every day that she wanted to be my guard, and she would kill anyone who displeased me; The gentle and charming Miss Zhen helps me calculate my books every day, and my retirement fund has increased a hundred times!