“The gods and Buddhas see the demon clans as swine? The Calamity of Journey to the West is nothing but a feast to divide the spoils? Then I'll flip this chessboard, Lu Yuan!”
Lu Yuan transmigrated into Journey to the West and became a little black snake demon beside Jilei Mountain, barely scraping by. With demon kings on every side and the Heavenly Court hunting them down, he was about to become cannon fodder.
At the brink of despair, he unexpectedly bound himself to the More Children, More Blessings System!
From the start, the Ten-Thousand-Year Fox King died, and just as the Bull Demon King was about to force the Jade-Faced Fox into marriage, Lu Yuan boldly swooped in and married her himself!
“Ding! Marry the Jade-Faced Fox and receive the [Nine Nether Sky-Devouring Python bloodline]!”
“Ding! Your eldest son is born with a Supreme Bone. Receive the innate treasure [Chaos Bell]!”
From then on, the entire tone of Journey to the West changed.
Princess Iron Fan: “Stay away from me, you dead cow. Brother Lu Yuan is the only real beauty.”
Sun Wukong: “Bodhisattva, we can't continue this pilgrimage! On the mountain ahead, a three-year-old child smashed the Buddha's golden body with one punch!”
When the westbound party finally reached Spirit Mountain after countless trials, they found all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas already kneeling on the ground. Lu Yuan sat enthroned among the highest heavens, with three thousand children beneath him, all Great Encompassing Golden Immortals!
Zhen Yuanzi Da Luo peak [smile] the remaining of his own products