Right after they get married, Qiaoqiao tugs on his collar and says, “Honey, I’m still little. Don’t touch me, okay?” The man’s wolf ears stand straight up as he nods obediently. “Okay.” Two years into their marriage, the rabbit girl struts over with a swagger that says she doesn’t care what anyone thinks, striking what she considers her most alluring pose. “Honey, want to hook up tonight?” The older man’s ears droop, and the corner of his mouth twitches. “Quit it. You’re still little.” And then… the rabbit girl sobs, “My beastly husband is too much for me!”
