Long Aotian, Your Script Was Gnawed by Pigs

After Ye Heng was knocked away by a pig, he became a cannon fodder in the novel about cultivating immortals. In the original book, her entire scene was to be slapped to death by the male protagonist Long Aotian, which was used to highlight the coldness of the male protagonist's character who "would rather kill a thousand people by mistake". Ye Heng's face was full of questions: Who provoked whom to provoke me? ! Good news: After being bound to the system, she can be friends with spiritual beasts, chat with ants about family issues, and she is the social terrorist who has no blind spots in the world of cultivation! Bad news: The death countdown has been locked, and your life is at stake! After finally sneaking into the sect, I found out that my senior brothers and sisters were the real Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks, each one more outrageous than the last. The eldest brother appears to be a cold swordsman, but in fact, cooking is his vocation. When he was angry, he did not draw his sword, but used a spoon to knock his junior fellow apprentices three miles away. The second senior brother is superficially afraid of Dan Xiu, and he stutters when he speaks and makes people blush. There is a sinister cultivator behind the scenes, and he will customize one for anyone who offends him. When the victim came crying and begging for detoxification, he shook his hands and pretended to be nervous while quoting a sky-high consultation fee. The third senior sister is a gentle and talented woman who can draw talismans and write poems. In fact, he is a voodoo cultivator from the underworld, and the secret room is full of voodoo jars. He also secretly writes pornographic articles, such as "Senior Brother, please be gentle, your sword energy has scratched me" and so on. It is said that the sect leader shook his head after looking at it, then turned around and ordered the complete collector's edition. The fourth senior brother is extremely narcissistic. The angle of the swordsmanship is weird, just to find the perfect angle to admire yourself in the reflection of the sword body, and the formations are all killing moves. Ye Heng looked at the monsters and ghosts in this room and smiled evilly: What a coincidence, I met a close friend in the low mountains and smelly waters. The male and female protagonists of the original novel: Where is my plot? Ye Heng spread his hands: Sorry, let me ask my pig.