When unlucky Hyuga Yukima receives a double gift package of the Caged Bird Seal and an alien-grade resurrection armor, he decides to tear up the shinobi script and rewrite it. On the surface, he’s a harmless, squinty-eyed nobody from the branch family. Behind the scenes, he uses statistics to improve Gentle Fist and physics to bluff his way through ninjutsu. Then one day, a visitor from the stars knocks on his door. “Vessel, are you ready to be reclaimed?” Yukima opens his eyes and smiles warmly. “No rush. Let me show you something amazing first...”