If You Don’t Transmigrate and Become Invincible, What Was the Point?

[Fantasy + transmigration + System + absurd comedy + wish fulfillment + farming]

He’s dragged off to take a sect test as soon as he transmigrates, and the test is to take a punch from a senior disciple head-on?

Wu Di: ???

The punch lands, and the senior disciple spits blood and flies a hundred meters. The elders are stunned, and the sect master is overjoyed!

Wu Di, however, clutches his chest, tears streaming from the pain. “Hiss... That really hurts! Do you cultivators always hit this hard?”

From then on, the cultivation world has one more oddball: a body refined to sainthood, impervious to every technique, yet always crying out in pain.

“Prodigy? Come on, hit me here! Ow, what the hell, you actually hit me!”

“Demon Venerable? Keep your hands off my vegetables! Touch them again and I’ll lie outside your door and cry for three days!”

“Immortal Emperor? Hold on, let me find a stick to bite down on first... Aah!!!”