The Age of the Paranormal: Which Jerk Blew Up My Tomb?

[High martial arts + cats + vengeful spirits + exploration + Classic of Mountains and Seas + no harem]

“Name?” “Zhang Wuji.”

“Age?” “Over three hundred, I guess.”

“? Occupation?” “An Ill-Fated.”

“Tell us what you actually saw in the tomb.”

Zhang Wuji pointed at his own nose. “I saw myself.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean exactly what I said. I’m sure that was me. I can recognize myself. But if he was me, then who am I? So I’m also certain he wasn’t me. Of course, I have another way to tell.”

“What is it?”

Zhang Wuji puffed out his chest. “I’m a respectable man with a cat who wants me, while he’s a wild man with no cat who wants him! Right, Donggua?”

Donggua: “Meow~ Exactly!”