The First Emperor's Promotion in the Underworld

Ying Zheng’s consciousness connected to something called the “internet.”

Judge Cui chattered beside him. “Your Majesty, what you’re looking at is called a ‘forum,’ like the notice boards of later generations, except anyone can post...”

“I can read.” Ying Zheng cut him off.

A place called “Qin Shi Huang Forum” appeared on the screen. Ying Zheng stared at the three characters for three seconds.

“Is this my forum?”

“Yes. It’s where people discuss you.”

Ying Zheng scrolled down.

The first post read: [Brother Zheng is the GOAT!]

Ying Zheng frowned. “What does ‘GOAT’ mean?”

Cui wiped the sweat from his brow. “The greatest of all time... They’re praising you.”

The corner of Ying Zheng’s mouth twitched slightly, and he kept scrolling.

The second post read: [What if Qin Shi Huang were alive today?]

The replies below it read: “He’d probably unify the world.” “First, he’d standardize phones to use Type-C.” “Then he’d standardize power banks.”

Ying Zheng read for a while, then said, “This Type-C sounds good.”

Cui: “...”

The third post read: [Brother Zheng, kill me!!!!!!]

Ying Zheng: “...What does ‘kill me’ mean?”

Cui: “It means... you’re so handsome they can’t take it.”

Ying Zheng was silent for a long time.

“Are all my descendants so... unserious?”

Cui: “Your Majesty, they call that ‘being lively.’”