When I traveled to a parallel world to participate in a parenting show, I originally just wanted to raise my baby in a low-key manner.
As a result, my son was playing with his mobile phone in class, and I made him play until he vomited;
My daughter wants to buy albums when she is chasing stars, so I directly invite idols to come to my house for a concert;
The naughty kid next door bullied my son, and I made his parents die on the spot on the show.
The director knelt down and begged me not to broadcast it: "The ratings have exploded, but parenting experts say you are abusing children!"
Netizens were excited: "Please publish a book, my rebellious son is driving me to death!"
"After watching this show, I finally found the right way to vent my hatred for my brother."
"Others are on the show to show affection, but you are here to show how to make a naughty child cry?"
Parents all over the Internet are busy updating it, just to learn a few tricks to deal with their own mythical beasts.
When other families are still busy writing homework for their children——
I have made my son kneel down and beg me: "Dad, I want to go to school. I don't want to pick up trash anymore!"
Selling point in one sentence: This parenting show cured my mental internal disorder, but put the naughty child in the hospital (no)
