[Transmigration + variety shows + livestreaming + lighthearted comedy]
Gu Xiyou transmigrated!
In her previous life, she died miserably at the hands of a terrifying villain called Poverty. In this life, she’s back in force with a golden finger.
When dealing with the stupid male lead, she collects a little interest first, planting her foot on his face: “Um… I think I just stepped in dog poop.”
To the haters: “Just admit it! If you hadn’t fallen for me, why would you keep hating on me without missing a beat?”
As for him, all I can say is that they’re birds of a feather.
The whole point is not to fear making people lose it, just to make sure they enjoy themselves.
During a livestream, they play a game called Break-Your-Cool King:
Gu Xiyou: “Number Two and Number Three, slap each other.”
She successfully sends the male and female leads’ heart rates soaring.
During a slap game, she nearly breaks the male lead’s hand.
The original heroine binds herself to a System: “Blah blah blah…”
Gu Xiyou: “Hey! Could you do that somewhere I can’t see?”
The later plot before her awakening:
The eldest sister goes after the second brother for the male lead.
The second brother goes after the eldest sister for the heroine.
The youngest brother goes after the male lead, the eldest sister, and the second brother for the heroine. What a thrilling battle with no distinction between friend and foe!
Let Niu Hulu Gu save them all.
Later, even her biological older brother couldn’t stop their family’s precious little cabbage from being eaten by a pig, despite being on the same variety show.
They’d already changed their minds about the male and female leads, and wouldn’t even spare them a glance.
They tried to teach Gu Xiyou what a healthy view of love looked like.
Example One:
Her parents: “They’re always clinging to each other, with no personal space. We don’t approve.”
Example Two:
Her eldest sister, Gu Dongxue: “Spending money on men? Not recommended.”
Example Three:
Her second brother, Su Nanyi: “Doing good deeds anonymously is too stupid. Don’t do it.”
That was close! She almost ended up with a healthy view of love.
