My girlfriend of three years thought I was poor and cheated on a rich second generation, so she humiliated me in person: "You can't even come up with a gift of 300,000 yuan, you're a loser!"
On the night of the breakup, a message suddenly popped up on the phone - "Sun Wukong invites you to join the Heavenly Red Envelope Group".
The deities in the group give out red envelopes every day: the God of Wealth's fortune talisman made me earn a million a day; the Taishang Laojun's beauty elixir made my mother twenty years younger; the Monkey King's golden cudgel teaching video made me beat up a rich second-generation bodyguard with one punch.
My ex-girlfriend cried and begged to get back together, so I threw the tattered scarf she gave her into the trash can: "Sorry, the fairies chasing me now are all lined up at Nantianmen."
This is a story about an ordinary person who was severely beaten by reality, and relied on a group of crooked gods to beat him back in the face.
