When Jiang Yan transmigrated into a world where the supernatural was returning, every Celestial Master was drawing talismans.
He pulled out a textbook on abnormal psychology instead.
When he faced the Slit-Mouthed Woman, he asked gently, "Have you ever considered that you might have body dysmorphic disorder?"
When he encountered the Pencil Spirit, he handed her a career assessment form. "Why not switch fields? Your professional skills have been obsolete for three years."
Later, the blood moon hung in the sky and ghosts ran riot.
Jiang Yan sat on the roof of a psychiatric hospital, livestreaming, with a group of cured S-rank ghosts standing behind him.
The comments flooded in: [Director! That indescribable thing just booked an appointment!]
He smiled at the camera and held up a medical record:
"Don't rush. Today's group discount: Treat ten, get one free."
(Glances up) Should I add a "non-mainstream" blurb too? Maybe write it like a medical record:
[Patient: The whole world. Diagnosis: Mass hysteria. Treatment plan: Our hospital is full.]
