The Demon King Calls the Police: Help, Monk Tang Wants to Eat Me!

There is a terrifying legend circulating in the world of Journey to the West. There was a monk from the Tang Dynasty who was eight feet tall and muscular. He does not chant sutras or pay homage to Buddha. He only sees two kinds of things: edible things and inedible things. It is said that he can crush a tiger with one punch; it is said that he can make the Great Sage kneel down with a snap of his fingers; it is said that Marshal Tianpeng and General Rolling Shutter were beaten to the point of studying the "Complete Recipes" all night just for looking at him one more time. Monster A: "Your Majesty! Oh no! That Tang Sanzang is coming!" Demon King B (sweating violently): "Quick! Stew the Ten Thousand Year Ganoderma lucidum in the warehouse and bring it out! Remember, add more cumin! Don't let him fall in love with this king's fine skin and tender meat!" The sky was full of gods and Buddhas: "The script was wrong! It was us who arranged the disaster, not him who came to rob us!" Liu Gang: "Amitabha, this poor monk withdrew half of his strength from his punch, why are you so scared? Disciples, put the pots on the shelves, let's eat braised Dapeng bird today!"