Help! Why Are All My Disciples Evil Cultivator Players?

[Hilarious] [Unhinged] [Memes] [Ensemble Cast]

Lin Ye transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, inherits a declining sect, and gets a System that can summon players from Blue Star to become disciples of his sect.

He thought that with the help of Blue Star's players, his sect would gradually grow into a renowned immortal sect. Who could have guessed that as time went by, these disciples would develop increasingly bizarre habits?

"To master the divine arts, you have to castrate yourself first? Cut it off! It's just a game, and it's only an inch or two anyway."

"If a spider bite can turn you into Spider-Man, then if this divine beast bites me, won't I become super powerful? Wait, not there! That's dirty!"

"The restrictions on the Great Emperor's tomb are deadly, with no way out? Who says we have to use the front door? Why not just dig a grave-robbing tunnel in from above? Do you really think I read The Grave Robbers' Chronicles for nothing?"

And then there are the rest: the 'I'll call you Dad, then master every sword in existence' school, the self-destructing sword immortal, the King of Hell school of Buddhist cultivators, the candy-disguised formation master, the one-trick genius who finds countless variations on one explosive punch, the weapon-refiner with a fear of insufficient firepower, and the flashy Ten Thousand Souls Banner.

After witnessing one outrageous stunt after another, Lin Ye is increasingly distraught.

Please, we're a respectable orthodox sect! Why are all these lunatic players going down the heretical path?