[Real and Fake Heiresses + System Pays Out Gold + Hilarious, Unhinged Power Fantasy + The Untouchable Comes Down from His Pedestal]
In her previous life, she was a miserable blood bag used to take the blame. Given a second chance, the fake heiress Jiang Xuening kicks her assigned script aside and binds herself to the “Villain-Meltdown Cash Machine System”!
Other people fight for power in the household by poisoning their rivals. She does it by getting under their skin. The more a villain loses it, the more gold she gets! Along the way, she also latches onto the biggest backer of all: the aloof and untouchable Imperial Preceptor Pei Ji!
Her biased parents force her to kneel and prove her innocence? She empties the family treasury, produces a ledger of all their mistreatment, and demands 500,000 taels in compensation!
A narcissistic scumbag corners her against the wall? She pulls out a megaphone. “One hundred taels of gold for noise pollution!”
The real heiress tries to burn her alive as an offering? She turns on a holographic livestream and makes the entire Marquis’s household die of embarrassment on the spot!
The villains are driven mad and fleeced bald, begging her to act like a decent person. And the Imperial Preceptor, who pities all living things and stands untouched by worldly dust, not only refuses to exorcise her, but sits stone-faced in the VIP suite of the heavenly prison, peeling crayfish for her!
Later, Jiang Xuening fills her pockets with silver notes and prepares to run, only to be cornered in a carriage by the god who has dropped his disguise.
The man’s eyes are bloodshot, the Buddhist beads in his hand snap one by one, and he grips her slender waist tightly as he rasps, “You ate my food, spent my money, and ruined my reputation. You’ve disturbed my meditation, and now you think you can run? How do you plan to settle this debt?”
Open the story and watch a scheming, money-loving drama queen drive everyone mad and win over a mad monk!
