Iron Man, This Thing Can Really Fly

[Warning] Reading this book may cause permanent facial muscle cramping. This author personally tested it. When I was writing Chapter 19, I laughed so much that my hands shook and I made a typo. The editor asked, "Why does the Rhinoceros King make a cow-ox-ox noise? Are you trying to make up the word count?" - No, that is the instinct of the Rhinoceros King. As a creator, I must solemnly declare: all inventions in the book are not fiction and are all the fault of the doctor. Including but not limited to: fighter jets that must shout shameful slogans before starting up, seats that give you a Thai massage during high-G maneuvers, swear words filters that automatically replace your curse words with "friendly confusion", and a shield system named "Hell". Don't ask why the shield is called "hell", the question is that the protagonist really cursed "hell" at that time. The protagonist of this book is DiCarlo, an eighteen-year-old mechanic who has a quick mind and a tongue faster than a wrench. He can't walk when he sees a beautiful girl. His fighting moves are extracted from the pain of every knife, punch, and massage he has received - the hand knife comes from being chopped by the girl he likes, the continuous punches come from being beaten by the girl he likes, and the meteor punch comes from the imagination of quantity. This is a brand new style of martial arts that I call the "beating style". Want to see DiCarlo driving the Ironman? The first time he sat in, he was sprayed with water mist by the face washer, and then hit on the head with Coke. Then the massage chair started and he almost couldn't hold the joystick, and the AI ​​​​was telling funny jokes next to him. He cursed into the communication channel, and the system changed it to "What's going on with [friendly confusion]" for him. This is the Iron Man, mankind's most powerful fighter. As for the emotional line, Di Carlo never made it clear that he was flirting with the female navigator Lorraine, but he actually cared about her sincerely. It's not that she doesn't want to say it, it's that every time she wants to say something, she will cut her at the same spot with her knife. Later, a poisonous bounty hunter told him, "Confession means directly saying that I like you." He asked, "What is confession?" This is my hero. IQ is not low, but EQ is zero. In short, "Iron Man: This Thing Can Really Fly" is a work that perfectly integrates sand sculpture and science fiction. Its core technical barrier lies in: using the most hard-core settings to tell the most outrageous jokes. The author of this article has written that he is delirious, so you can do whatever you want. If you don't think it's funny, I suggest you change the massage chair mode to Thai style and experience for yourself the pleasure of doing a high-G maneuver.

The air combat is full of visuals, the flying fists are so cool, it's passionate and funny, it's very relaxing to watch, I love it.

Sci-fi mecha ➕ Funny daily life, the mecha setting is rigorous, the author is so good at writing, and there are still laughs in the tense battles, it's amazing

The protagonist and the doctor are so funny together, one is reckless and the other is crazy, the chemistry is interesting, and the story is good

Fierce battles in space, suspicion of moles, weird mechas, all the elements are complete, it's so beautiful, the writing style is unique, and the writing is great

The plot is fast-paced, the fighting is exciting, the laughs are dense, and the setting is very new. It's nice to watch.