My name is Xing Daorong, General Lingling. I am a gift to a young man with experience who is not worthy of being...
In the thirteenth year of Jian'an, Liu Bei's army was approaching. When I was knocked off my horse by Zhang Fei for the third time, I finally remembered -
In my previous life, I was a struggling graduate student studying local armed forces in the Three Kingdoms.
And this is the sixth time I have died under this city.
Good news: I am bound to the rebirth system, so I can come back if I die.
Bad news: every time you resurrect, your force value is still the fifth scum.
Worse news: The system says "Every death makes you smarter" -
I've died six fucking times, but now I can memorize the entire "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", calculate the 24 solar terms, and analyze the area of Zhuge Liang's psychological shadow.
But he still couldn't withstand Zhang Fei's spear, couldn't dodge Zhao Yun's shot, and couldn't escape Zhuge Liang's surrender PPT.
Opening my eyes for the seventh time, I stood on the Lingling Tower and found that I had finally unlocked the ultimate skill——
Funny mentality.
Below is the hilarious showdown between the God of War in Oling and the top players in the Three Kingdoms:
Zhang Fei was scolding outside the city? I'll give him a brain teaser first.
Zhuge Liang dropped leaflets urging surrender? I asked the soldiers to paint anti-fraud slogans on the city walls.
Did Liu Bei personally persuade him to surrender? I wrote an article for him "On the Indestructibility of Lingling and the Sustainable Development of the Four Counties of Jingnan".
——"We are all farmers, who owes whose life?"
It was this sentence that caused the 50,000 troops under the city to collectively fall into philosophical contemplation.
This is a hilarious and imaginative story about rebirth, talking heads, and how a scumbag used his thesis defense skills to change the history of the Three Kingdoms.
