In his previous life, Fei Yangyang was a nobody.
Tea-sipping masters played him for a fool his whole life: he was their dog for all four years of college, then became a sucker who raised someone else's child after getting married. He worked 996 until he died from overwork, only to discover the child wasn't his and he didn't even know who his wife was.
On his deathbed, he swore: In my next life, whatever kind of tea you are, you'll all be my dogs.
Then he was really reborn, on the first day of college.
In this life, Fei Yangyang is determined to take down the tea-sipping masters. The more green tea there is, the stronger I get. I was a dog in my last life; this time, I'm the daddy.
[Rules for Dealing with Tea]
I won't spend a cent. I'll make the tea-sipping masters beg to spend their money on me. Have my fun and leave. I wouldn't touch a tea-dog with a ten-foot pole.
Green tea pretends to be innocent? I'll make her cry as she throws herself at me.
Black tea uses PUA tactics? I'll make her kneel and write an apology.
Tomboy tea tries to be one of the boys? I'll make her call me Daddy.
Saintly tea tries to guilt-trip me? Too bad I have no morals.
Arts-and-culture tea tries to make money in style? I'll max out her card.
Deep-fried-oil tea wants a free ride? I'll make her pay instead.
A male green tea pretends to be devoted? I'll put him on public display in cyberspace.
Whatever kind of tea you are, once you're in my hands
Hehehe~
