The rumor is spreading through the Three Realms: Tang Sanzang actually has an illegitimate son!
A down-on-his-luck young Taoist was fretting over where his next lunch would come from when a monkey who called himself Liu'er suddenly appeared. With a solemn expression, he said, “Fellow Daoist, I’ve been watching you for a hundred years. Today, I’m bringing you two extraordinary blessings: first, marry a princess; second, take a great Buddhist master as your father.”
The young Taoist was overjoyed. “A second-generation Buddhist and a royal son-in-law? Only a fool would turn down such a fortune.”
But as soon as he stepped into this web of fate, things took a ridiculous turn. The princess was as burly as a wild ox and had a voice like thunder. Without another word, she tossed him into a huge pot, while the firewood crackled beneath it.
One stroke of good fortune after another soon came his way. They seemed like riches dropped from the heavens, but each step felt more like a death sentence.
Was this incredible luck defying fate, or a shocking trap laid by the Three Realms together?
Take the first position.
It's okay for now, no crotch stretch