Tathagata planned a 500-year-old reality show, but I didn't expect that the only audience was me, and the only bug was also me.
My name is Shi Nie. I was originally just a stubborn rock at the foot of Five Elements Mountain, but later it became the mountain that suppresses the Great Sage Qitian.
Five hundred years ago, when Tathagata's Five Fingers Mountain pressed down, it not only sealed Sun Wukong's physical body, but also pressed my soul into a piece of junk called the [Adventure System of All Heavens and Worlds].
The first task assigned to me by the system turned out to be - "Inducing Sun Wukong to kill Tang Monk and obtain merit points to reshape the mountain."
Me: "??? I am Shan! I am the victim! You are murdering your husband (cross out) Shan!"
In order to survive, and to prevent that violent monkey from destroying my home, I had to play various weird characters in this script.
Along the way, I have experienced:
• When undercover: I possessed Wukong, causing Tang Monk to recite the tightening spell. I was the only one rolling on the floor in pain, while Wukong laughed and made a pig noise.
• Being a screenwriter: I sent WeChat to the Bone Demon and tricked her into cooperating in the acting, turning "three strikes of the Bone Demon" into "three boasts of the Bone Demon". Wukong was so angry that he almost swallowed the Golden Cudgel.
• Being a host: I discovered the "fourth wall" of this world. It turns out that both Heaven and Lingshan are watching the live broadcast! Not only did I sell wigs to the Jade Emperor, I also recommended medical beauty treatments to the Queen Mother, and even transformed the Peach Club into the "Voice of Journey to the West".
Friendly reminder: This book is also known as "About My Earning Millions of Merit in a Month by Fooling Immortals" and "The Life of an Actor Under the Wuzhi Mountain".
