[Old sayings and sand sculptures | Wife-chasing crematorium | Machiavellian simplicity]
On the first day of their separation, Yu Ranxi opened a rouge shop on Zhuque Street and made a fortune every day.
On the second day after the divorce, the king of Jing'an, Shen Xingheng, ran into her backyard and was whipped with a clothes pole until he jumped on the spot. His buttocks were swollen for three days.
On the third day after the separation, he came again and sat down on her round stool coated with pepper oil. He bounced up three feet high on the spot. All the ladies in the capital saw the prince covering his buttocks and running through the streets.
Yu Ranxi: "Shen Xingheng, are you cheap?"
Shen Xingheng's eyes were red and he moved his face closer: "You beat me, and after you beat me, let me move the goods."
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The whole capital knew that the aloof King Jingan was crazy.
In order to get back together with his ex-wife, he put on makeup and pretended to be innocent, and was laughed at like a steamed bun fresh out of the pan; he squatted at the door of the rouge shop as a greeter, and was chased and scolded by a little puppy; he even shouted in front of his concubine, "I am keeping the festival for Ran Xi," and then turned around and ran away.
Yu Ranxi just wants to make money: "Your Majesty, do you want to buy lip balm? King Jingan's exclusive price, twelve taels per box, no free after-sales service, no discount."
Shen Xingheng took out the banknote: "Buy. Can I touch your hand? No? Then can you slap me again?"
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Until Liu Guogong came to kill him and forced him to pamper his concubine, the prince was eager to cause trouble.
While protecting the heroine's shop, Shen Xingheng covered his buttocks to hide from his concubine, and at the same time, he had to prove his "tight Q-bomb" by swinging his sword three hundred times in the martial arts arena...
One night, Yu Ranxi looked at the man who fell off the wall again and sighed: "Shen Xingheng, are you still climbing over the wall?"
"Turn over." He lay on the ground and looked up at her, his eyes bright.
