System+Funny+Women's Clothing+Contrast+Dihua
Li Fan traveled through the world of high martial arts and originally wanted to be a low-key foot-washing technician, but unexpectedly he was bound to a "cheating lying flat system".
System: "Host, please wear a pink lace dress and dance a section of "Pure Land" in the rainstorm, or else sing "Song of a Hero" a hundred times in public!"
Li Fan: "... I won't wear it until I die!"
System: "Okay, the music starts——"
Li Fan: "Dad! Let me wear it! Why don't I wear it!"
As a result, a legend appeared in the Dali Dynasty.
In the Zuixian Tower in the capital, the number one "Fairy Yuesu" turned out to be.
Her dancing was astonishing, and was interpreted by the empress as "a fight against fate";
Her pedicure technique was rough, and the sword master regarded her as "a return to simplicity and simplicity";
She acted coquettishly with her voice down, and was mistaken by the Demon Lord as "the supreme inner demon who refines the heart in the world of mortals".
Li Fan: "I'm really just a decent man! Stop thinking about it!"
