[System] + [Comedy] + [Cross-Dressing] + [Unexpected Contrast] + [Misunderstandings]
Li Fan transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world, planning to keep a low profile as a foot masseur. But who could have guessed he would be bound to a “damnable lie-flat System”?
System: “Host, put on a pink lace dress and dance to ‘Paradise’ in the pouring rain. Otherwise, sing ‘Song of the Hero’ a hundred times in public!”
Li Fan: “...I’d rather die than wear that!”
System: “All right, cue the music, ”
Li Fan: “Fine! I’ll wear it! Is that good enough for you?”
And so, a legend arose in the Great Li Dynasty.
At the Drunken Immortal Tower in the capital, the top courtesan, “Fairy Yue Nu,” burst onto the scene.
Her breathtakingly unconventional dance was interpreted by the female emperor as “a rebellion against fate”;
Her rough foot-massage technique led the Sword Sage to grasp “the return to simplicity at the very heart of the Great Dao”;
Her coy, high-pitched voice made the Demon Venerable mistake her for “the supreme inner demon forged by the trials of the mortal world.”
Li Fan: “I really am just a regular guy with all the usual equipment! Stop letting your imaginations run wild!”
