Bai Xiaohe, a 996 programmer, died suddenly while working overtime. When I woke up, I found that I had become the cannon fodder fairy boy in the fairy novel, with a survival probability of 0.03%.
System: Please practice hard and ascend in three years.
Bai Xiaohe: If I don't do it, I would have been exhausted in my previous life.
System: ... Then just wait to die.
Bai Xiaohe: I've died before, so I'm not afraid.
So he began to hang out in heaven - lying in the sun, eating potato chips, and drinking milk tea.
As a result, the ancient skill "Fishing Mind Technique" was accidentally activated: the less hard you work, the faster your cultivation level will increase.
Shen Du, the god of war in the heaven, has the ceiling of military power in the three realms, has severe social fear, and his social ability is almost negative.
He "passes by" Bai Xiaohe's cloud expressionlessly every day, but in his heart he is frantically scrolling through the barrage:
(He gave me potato chips! Does he like me?!)
Bai Xiaohe uses modern workplace thinking to carry out KPI reform, rectify involution and promote afternoon tea in Tianjie.
Transforming the Temple of War from the "King Juan Concentration Camp" to the "No. 1 Nursing Home in Heaven", the combat power has soared to the top.
Negotiation with the demon world? Bai Xiaohe came up with the "Three Realms Labor Law" and the "Pinduoduo chop" tactic, and the demon king collapsed on the spot.
Overcome the catastrophe? Ten lightning rods plus the BGM of "Good Luck Comes", and nine thunderbolts were missed.
The devil is coming? Labor contract + five insurances and one housing fund + weekend breaks, one hundred thousand demon troops turned against each other collectively.
Shen Du went from "um", "oh" and "ok" to the extreme, and finally confessed in public:
"Five words - I like you, stupid."
Bai Xiaohe: That's six words!
Shen Du: ...(Kiss him directly)
