The Exiled Waste of a Guide Gives Up and Becomes a Madman's Nanny

[Sentinels and guides + rivalry among men + all human + System + all male leads are chaste + beautiful heroine + heroine grows over time + adored by all + emotional manipulation + everyone is evil]

Her whole family acted like monsters and angered Qu Anxia to death.

The System had to risk everything to bring her back to life. When she opened her eyes, she was already being sent into exile.

She thought she was an insignificant nobody, but then she was suddenly convicted of an unforgivable crime and sentenced to the Black Tower!

Qu Anxia, a good-for-nothing guide and the sacrificial lamb of her family, had expected to scrape by on the edge of the contaminated zone. That was until she met:

A group of commander lunatics whose minds could snap at any moment and who could kick down buildings. They buttoned their collars to the very top just to keep the beasts inside.

A kind-hearted medical officer who used a scalpel like chopsticks and was always thinking of pickling her in formalin;

A down-and-out prince who made grand promises and swore he would put her on the throne and pay her a hefty salary.

Facing a group of “former big shots” who seemed determined to get themselves killed, Qu Anxia sighed and quietly took out her thermos.

“Cut it out,” she said, shaking the gray liquid inside. “Whoever goes crazy again gets this ‘extra-strength’ stuff poured down their throat tonight.”

When the imperial army came knocking,

others drew their swords, while Qu Anxia brewed tea.

“Sorry, I added [homesickness] to the tea. Drink it, turn around, and go home to your mother.”

Other people transmigrate to conquer the world. She transmigrated to be a mom, in whichever sense of the word.