[Poor old man + Literary cultivator + Funny contrast + Mortal flow]
Chen Yanqiu, sixty-two years old, is the poorest person in Qingyang County.
After forty years of studying for academic qualifications, he failed to pass the imperial examination; after forty years of teaching, his salary became less and less; he married a butcher's daughter, and was chased and beaten with a rolling pin every day.
He thought his life would be like this - poor, arrogant, waiting for death.
It wasn't until that day when a piece of spiritual jade pendant shattered into powder in his hand that he discovered:
I have read all the sages' books my whole life, and they are all fucking secrets for cultivating immortals!
"Zi Yue" is the body-protecting mantra, "Zhihu Zheye" is the sword technique, Haoran's righteousness is the Dantian, and when the Wen Palace is opened, the point of the pen is the sword's edge!
A martial arts monk flying with a sword? I use a writing brush and write the word "go", and the golden elixir can vomit blood on the spot!
The demon king appears and slaughters the city? I spread out the Analects of Confucius and recited the sentence "A gentleman is magnanimous", and all the monsters bowed their heads and trembled!
The Liuyun Li family knelt down and begged to become their disciples: "Senior, please accept me as your disciple!"
Chen Yanqiu: "What kind of disciple should I accept? First copy "The Doctrine of the Mean" a hundred times!"
When the entire world of immortality was refining energy and building a foundation, a poor old man, relying on the Four Books and Five Classics, suddenly found a path to immortality that had been lost for three thousand years.
