Notes on Cultivation to Immortality: the Scientific Avenue in Metaphysics

Do you want to talk to me about cultivating immortality? Okay, I'll make a good plan with you - practice the Tao of science and immortality. You want to reason with me? Why can't I help but want to show off the Immortal Cultivation Sword in my hand? My mother always said bitterly that it was these children who led me astray. I agree with both hands! Otherwise, you are such a cute little loli, and I just said a casual word, and how could you become the God of Gou Dao? My beautiful cousin, once I saw her, her path to alchemy was completely distorted. And that reckless man, who spent a day investigating the case with me, became a god and became the world's greatest detective. Some spirit beast called me a cub thief? You misunderstood, I was helping the underage beasts find relatives. One Lingbao scolded me as a tree-killing maniac, and then turned around and praised me as a surprisingly good person! Tiandao: Bao, what do you want to understand? Me: I don't understand. Tiandao: Yes, someone is coming! Hurry up and arrange actors to show me how to act clearly on the ground floor! When someone else's big move came, I turned it into nothingness with a wave of my hand. Don't ask, just ask and the underlying atoms will be dismantled directly. Someone provokes me and wants to run away? As I was running, I suddenly felt that I shouldn't run, but instead I came back full of energy and confusion. Don't ask, asking means reversing cause and effect. Someone is clamoring to steal my wife and cultivate day and night? I took out a bottle of lubricant with my backhand and said, "I'm giving this to you, so that you won't be embarrassed when you find out it's a puppet when your dual repair is broken..." The above plots are all excerpted from "Wang Bufan's Travels", and I will argue whether they are true or false. After reading it, some people suddenly realized: Isn't this crappy book just a mindless and enjoyable article? I thought for a moment: It's really cool, but... It seems to be all about brains.