You want to debate the path of cultivation with me? Fine, let’s have a proper discussion about the path of scientific cultivation.
You want to talk reason with me? Why can’t I help wanting to flash the immortal sword in my hand?
Mom is always grumbling that these kids have led me astray.
I couldn’t agree more!
How else could such an adorable little girl hear me make one offhand remark and turn me into the God of the Way of Caution?
My beautiful, charming cousin met me once, and her perfectly good path of alchemy went completely off the rails.
And that eight-foot-tall bruiser investigated a case with me for one day and became a legendary detective overnight.
A spirit beast accuses me of stealing its cubs? You’ve got it all wrong. I was helping the underage little beasts find their families.
A spirit treasure curses me as a tree-killing fiend, then turns around and praises me as a once-in-a-generation good person!
Heavenly Dao: Sweetie, want to comprehend something?
Me: I can’t make heads or tails of it.
Heavenly Dao: Fine, get someone in here! Hurry and arrange some actors to explain the Dao to my sweetie down on the ground!
Someone unleashes a powerful attack at me, and I casually wave it away, turning it into nothingness.
Don’t ask. The answer is that I disassemble it straight down to its constituent atoms.
Someone provokes me and tries to run? They’re running along when they suddenly realize they shouldn’t be running, then turn around and charge back at me with a fearsome look and a thoroughly confused expression.
Don’t ask. The answer is that cause and effect have been reversed.
Someone boasts that he’s going to steal my wife and cultivate with her day and night?
I pull out a bottle of lubricant and hand it to him. “Here, take it. Wouldn’t want you to find out she’s a puppet after rubbing yourself raw during dual cultivation. That’d be awkward…”
All the events above are excerpts from Wang Bufan’s Travels. Decide for yourself whether they’re true.
After reading, someone suddenly understands: Isn’t this trash just a mindless power fantasy?
I ponder for a moment.
It’s definitely satisfying, but… it seems like everyone in here has brains.
