"In the Premier League, you can disrespect God, but you must respect Li Jingchuan, otherwise he will make an appointment with the best orthopedic surgeon for you."
Traveling through the Old Trafford dressing room in 2002, Ferguson's hairdryer went crazy and kicked off his sneakers straight into Beckham's left eye!
Substitute midfielder Li Jingchuan intercepted the kick and his sneakers shattered in mid-air! The whole place was dead silent!
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Facing the furious Ferguson, Li Jingchuan sneered: "Old man, don't take it out on the core players. I'll get the championship you want for you!"
Since then, football has had a "legal thug" who makes all teams fearful.
The opponent has a black foot? Li Jingchuan sent him to a stretcher with a "reasonable collision", and then said with an innocent face: "Referee, I swear I didn't even touch a hair on his head, he was definitely diving!"
The South Korean team blew a black whistle? Li Jingchuan twisted his neck: "A black whistle, right? I hope that when their players break bones later, the referee can pretend to be blind!"
When Li Jingchuan won the Grand Slam trophy, the whole world protested. However, Ferguson slammed the table at the press conference and roared: "Li is a simple and kind-hearted good boy! The Premier League is targeting him!"
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