Dream of the Red Chamber: A Three-Year-Old Wild Girl Becomes the Jia Family Matriarch

[No Romance + Hilarious Little-Kid Story + Saving the Twelve Beauties + Physical Healing + Alternate Dream of the Red Chamber]

Shi Bao'er has transmigrated! She didn’t become the delicate Lin Daiyu or the refined Xue Baochai.

Instead, she became the crazy girl who slid out of Madam Wang’s womb clutching the Spiritual Jade, laughing like a maniac!

A disastrous start? Jia Zheng is horrified and cries, “Take her away and drown her!”

Bao'er rolls her eyes, yanks out Jia Zheng’s beard with one tiny hand, and kicks over the brazier, revealing ten thousand taels of gold buried beneath the ground!

Granny Jia is overjoyed: “This is a blessing from the immortals! She is the guardian fairy of the Rongguo Mansion!”

Registered under Granny Jia’s name, she makes Jia Zheng call her grandaunt!

From then on, the atmosphere in the Grand View Garden changes completely:

Baoyu stops eating rouge and follows her around all day, shoveling manure: “Crazy grandaunt, should we plant sweet potatoes or potatoes here?”

Lin Daiyu stops moping over spring’s passing and gets fit by uprooting willows: “Anyone who dares say a bad word about my sister Bao'er will have their skull smashed by my fist!”

Wang Xifeng stops lending money at interest and furiously works her abacus: “If we follow Sister Bao'er into the great voyage, buying the entire Forbidden City will be a piece of cake!”

But Shi Bao'er only wants to be a lunatic who goes crazy wherever she pleases. Instead, she digs a pit at random and finds a high-yield coal mine, or pours out some muddy water that cures consumption!

Everyone cries: “Fairy Bao'er’s powers are boundless!”

Shi Bao'er: “Please stop enshrining me in the Imperial Ancestral Temple!”