[Qin Dynasty transmigration + adorable kids + absurd antics + infrastructure mania + no romance + satisfying read]
When she wakes up, top double-PhD student Ying Yao has become a crazy girl with a soot-blackened face, blown out of the First Emperor's alchemy furnace with a deafening bang!
A disastrous start? No, she chooses to strike first!
Faced with charlatan alchemists, she grins and starts mixing things at random. With a boom, she sends one of their furnaces exploding into the sky!
The First Emperor is stunned, then overjoyed: A divine thunderbolt from heaven! A celestial guardian of Great Qin!
No birth mother? He'll teach her himself! Too wild by nature? Li Si and Wang Ben will take turns keeping her entertained!
From then on, the mood in Xianyang Palace takes a sharp turn, setting it on an irreversible path of madness.
Prince Fusu abandons The Analects and clutches A Guide to Blowing Up Mountains with Gunpowder day and night: “Little Sister is right. Physics is the true path to saving the world!”
The naughty Hu Hai is forced to mix mud and haul bricks every day, sobbing as he repairs the Great Wall: “Stop hitting me! I made three hundred cement bricks today!”
As for Ying Yao, her mental state is simply a little unstable:
Bored, she digs up the imperial garden and uncovers potatoes that yield a thousand jin per mu;
In a fit of madness, she plays with mud and fires it into reinforced concrete, strong enough to withstand anything.
The First Emperor dotes on her: “Yao'er, make me an elixir of immortality!”
Ying Yao: “Dad, send money! I want to build a Gundam and flatten the whole world!”